Hell, even Obama’s gay lovers, like Reggie Love, Larry Sinclaire, Donald Young, Larry Bland and Nate Spencer (just to name a few), probably wouldn’t wear a pair of stinkin’ gloves for two shovel fulls of dirt.
Then again, most of the gay men on that list died mysteriously within the last four or so years, so we would never really know if they would or wouldn’t wear stinkin’ gloves for two shovel fulls of dirt.