Iran increases bounty on Rushdie’s head after anti-Islam video, even though he called it ‘garbage’

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RELATED: New York Times — which is headquartered in, you know, New York City — can’t contain excitement upon hearing primitive Muslims yelling “Allahu Akbar!”

See? It means “God is great.” And that’s a nice thing, right?

Meanwhile: today in 1939, Londoners call high-pitched whistling sound “pretty” and “almost birdlike.”