5 Feet of Fury

‘Attack of the Killer Racist Peanuts!’

Jim Goad:

Children with peanut allergies, whether real or imagined, have become the homosexuals of alternative culinary lifestyles (…)

Although peanut allergies aren’t entirely the nutty figments of soccer moms’ imaginations, a study in England found that four of five kids who thought they suffered from food allergies were merely trained hypochondriacs.