5 Feet of Fury

Shocka! Rainbow Man is a nut job!

Whatever happened to that “John 3:16” guy?

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On Tuesday, we brought you the tale of a Phillies superfan that one tipster dubbed “Drunk 9/11 Hippie Girl,” a moniker based on (a) her presumed level of intoxication, (b) her unwavering patriotism, and (c) her obvious predilection for wearing headbands and bracelets and expressive body paint. After our initial story, more reader input came in, and soon enough it felt almost as if every fan within a 10-row radius had a story to tell.