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‘Let’s be perfectly clear about Scientology’

September 14, 2012 By Kathy Shaidle

Gavin McInnes:

Tom Cruise is 100% clear. He is an operating thetan that even Ebner admits can “create life; he can create universes; he has cause over matter energy, space, and time; and he is free of the bonds of the physical—functioning totally on the spiritual.”

I have seen Cruise jump off buildings while shooting a gun and flip cars over his head.

South Park conveniently left all that out of their Cruise smear “Trapped in the Closet.” Scientology is accused of digging up the skeletons in people’s closets, but that’s exactly what Trey Parker and Matt Stone did when they focused on the possibility that Cruise might be gay.

They totally glossed over the part where he’s literally magic.

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