5 Feet of Fury

Is anyone suprised that the ‘A Christmas Story’ sequel looks even worse than the original?

Yes, I said it.

A Christmas Story is more disgusting to me than Hostel.

If I’d written the treatment, Ralphie would’ve gotten his hands on a real rifle and murdered his stupid family, In Cold Blood style, then taken out half the neighborhood.

The original carried within it the seeds of this very video, and not surprisingly, the (male) fanboys at HotAir.com completely fail to acknowledge this.