5 Feet of Fury

Neil Armstrong’s death ‘faked’ say conspiracy theorists

Damn, wish I’d thought of that.

That was satire, by the way. This isn’t:

Neil Armstrong was also the target of more Islamic supremacist fantasy: there was (and is) a persistent claim on Islamic apologetic websites that he had actually heard the adhan, the Muslim call to prayer, while on the moon, and had converted to Islam — a claim that this intensely private man was forced repeatedly to deny.