5 Feet of Fury

Calling the United Church of Canada ‘the country’s largest Protestant denomination’ is like calling Michael Jackson ‘the King of Pop’

You know Jackson invented that title for himself, right?

Likewise, this cliche about the United Church belies the fact that they are vastly outnumbered by evangelicals and Catholics.

The evangelicals up here could try inventing a catchy, self-promoting slogan for themselves, I guess, but the media hates them so it would never gain traction.