5 Feet of Fury

You mean this wasn’t already against Italian law?

Telling a man he has ‘no balls’ as an insult is a crime punishable with a fine because it hurts male pride, Italy’s highest court has declared in a ruling on a curious row between two cousins.

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Of course, if this guy really “had balls,” he wouldn’t have done the wimpy thing and simply sued — but hey, they aren’t all that bright, huh?