5 Feet of Fury

Soooooo… Why do Muslims keep inventing these ‘hoaxes’?

You stupid racist infidels!

We would never destroy the Pyramids:

Calls from a Bahraini Sunni cleric urging President Mohamed Morsy to destroy the Giza Pyramids were issued from a parody Twitter account online, the Daily News Egypt has learned.

Earlier this year several news agencies ran stories about a proposed bill in the Egyptian parliament, which would have allowed men to have sex with their deceased spouse up to six hours after they passed away. The reports were also discovered to be unfounded.

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OK, so we destroyed those Buddha statues and the World Trade Center — but the Pyramids?!

Dats cwazy tawk!

RELATEDRaymond Ibrahim writes:

In “Sodomy for the Sake of Islam,” I wrote about Abdullah al-Asiri, the 2009 suicide-bomber who inserted explosives in his rectum, and how news emerged later that he likely relied on a fatwa permitting sodomy to “widen” his anus to accommodate the explosives.

It wasn’t long before the infamous “hoax!” charge appeared (…)

Amazingly, despite all this sure language, the fact is, EI does not offer a shred of evidence to counter my article. (…)

Whether it appears to be a “vulgar joke” or “sectarian defamation” is hardly evidence that the fatwa is a hoax. After all, fatwas almost always look like jokes to Western people, which is what EI is counting on.