5 Feet of Fury

Rush Limbaugh’s reading ’50 Shades of Grey’

El Rushbo:

Every guy that reads this book is gonna say, “Yeah, that’s me! That’s me.” As she describes her fantasy, they’ll say, “That’s me.” Every guy that reads it says, “Yep, yep, yep. I already got this down pat. That’s me, that’s me.”

You’re gonna do that, Snerdley, when you read it. “Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That’s commonplace. Oh, yeah, I do that all the time.”