5 Feet of Fury

My quest to uncover Mountie porn continues at Taki’s

With the Red Serge in the news, I ask again — why does the RCMP violate Rule 34?

The RCMP are famously stupid and corrupt. The Wikipedia page devoted to that very topic includes entries about the “Killing of Inuit Sled Dogs,” the “Theft of dynamite,” and the notorious (up here) “Barn-burning scandal.”

But not even that sinister streak has made Mounties attractive to porn producers. My Google search turned up not a single video—pro or am, straight or gay—entitled Diddley Do Right or Studly Do Wrong or Musical Ride or Raoul Gets His Man! or Red Surge #12.