5 Feet of Fury

I take back everything bad I ever said about video games

StreetCarnage:

You can try to ignore it, but your brother just screamed “Cocksucking Faggot” at the top of his lungs.

As his awkward teen voice rings through the house, you’re forced to answer the question: Is my brother a bigot? Is it possible that he’s also involved in Hipster Racism? You majored in knee-jerk liberalism and minored in saving the world, so you may feel the urge to rush in and “fix” him.

But please resist—your brother is simply participating in the politically incorrect Wild West known as XBox Live.