It means the fact that a beta male like you runs a site about stand up comedy (!) means stand up comedy is dead

If you kiss a Grey Goose bottle and put a photo of that on your Facebook page, it means you swallow semen? What does this even mean?

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I’ve been bitching about this for so long, I feel like I’m talking to myself:

When exactly did these hipster douchebag uptight PC twentysomethings commandeer comedy?