5 Feet of Fury

‘Congratulations to the 9 out of 10 Americans who adopted a loser today’

I’d have said “parasite” instead of “loser,” but otherwise, Dennis Miller’s response to Obamacare is my favorite so far.

People who “can’t” afford health care often can’t “afford” it because they’ve spent all their money on crack, fake nails, weaves and assorted goo gaws.

Tough.

Die.