5 Feet of Fury

Dear God: Please give Gallagher another heart attack before Monday morning

No, he didn’t die.

He’s back and promising to take to Ohio airwaves Monday morning to “smash America.”

If you were kinda hoping this means Gallagher is a leftwing loon who we can have tons of fun mocking to death…

Nope.

So do your mocking double time because while we need more right-wing comedians, we don’t need this guy.

(What we REALLY need to do is clone Nick DiPaolo.)