(NOW updated) Adam Carolla to unfunny female critics and their useful faggots:

“Lick my sweaty balls.”

UPDATE:

“I’ve never lifted a hand to a women, I’ve never done anything negative to a women, I’ve always been monogamous,” Carolla told TheDC.

“I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.”

“I’m a misogynist?” he continued. “Go ask my female producer from my morning show who I worked with for three years or my female producer for ‘Loveline’ for 10 years if I’m a misogynist. Go ask my female boss essentially, what I’ve ever done to them. And the answer is nothing.”

Carolla decried what he called the “witch-hunt mentality” that the Internet facilitates.“This whole sort of witch-hunt mentality, this Internet witch hunt thing, I thought the Internet was going to be about buying car parts and looking at porn,” he said.