5 Feet of Fury

Artie Lange about Chris Brown: ‘Somebody shove him in a locker’

Nick DiPaolo and Artie Lange not impressed by the “music” of woman-beater Chris Brown; prefer The Who (audio)

PLUS:

Nick DiPaolo and… Scott Thompson… and some… fat, unfunny liberal woman…

Adam Carolla re: Wendy Williams calling him a racist:

“If she ever wants to f*ckin’ bring it with me, if she ever wants to call in or come on or get it on, I will f*ckin’ smash the shit out of her.”

Also? Not a huge fan of “chickenshit tickets”?