5 Feet of Fury

If you ever told me I’d miss the ’70s… (DEFCON-5 content warning)

Thanks to the loyal 5FF reader who sent this in:

Lyrics by Tony Hendra (the band manager in Spinal Tap and accused child molester)

Album not widely available

When you grew up listening to this stuff in some boyfriend’s paneled basement, then shit like this confuses the hell out of you.

By the way: As I noted in my recent Taki piece about Elizabeth Warren, her desire to be a minority is problem that’s plagued the Left for at least a hundred years, going back to Grey Owl:

That was from Lemmings (1973).

Proving once again that satire accomplishes nothing.