5 Feet of Fury

‘If you find Morgan Spurlock as annoying and dishonest as I do, you’ll like Fat Head’

Says Jim Treacher, who writes about the new movie:

After 30 days of eating only at fast-food restaurants, Naughton lost 12 pounds, his body fat went down 3%, and his blood work improved.

All by acting like Morgan Spurlock, if Morgan Spurlock had a functioning brain.

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One of the reasons I don’t, and can’t, have a real “cubicle” job anymore is because of people like Morgan Spurlock.

At my last “real” job, some keener 20-something chirped at me, “I LOVED Super Size Me! You should really watch it!”

“The man is a jack off,” I replied loudly.

Multiply that by 10,000 and swap out “Morgan Spurlock” for “Michael Moore” or “Bruce Springsteen” or “Jared Diamond” or “Quentin Tarantino” or Glee.

I hate everything that every stupid person loves.

So for everyone’s sake, I can’t be allowed out in public.