5 Feet of Fury

Adam Vaughan is the quintessential Toronto beta ‘male’

Adam Vaughan has got to have quantum of Irish blood, because the trouble with the Irish is, as they get older, the men start to look like women, and the women start to look like men.

I’d almost prefer a Toronto, and a Canada, in which dumb black dudes settled their dubious differences in food court duels, than one “run” (as it is now) by “intelligent,” fruity, bike-riding lily white beta “males” like Adam Vaughan and the other genetic last-name-lottery winners.

Speaking of which:

David Frum loves Bloomberg’s soda shakedown, as you had guessed.