5 Feet of Fury

Shocka! Faux-spanic ‘actress’ Eva Longoria pretty damn stupid

As we told you before, the unofficial White House Hispanic spokesthingie, Eva Longoria, isn’t even genetically Latino.

That’s right: there really are “white Hispanics” but they’re C-list performers, not accused killers.

(“Shades” of Elizabeth Warren, so to speak.)

Now Glenn Beck’s obliged to school this fake Mexican on real Mexican history, after she made a fool of herself on Bill Maher’s nightly clown show.

This just never gets old: