5 Feet of Fury

All that matters is, Carolla’s coming back: So is it Clay and Aubrey for ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ final?

Arnie, getting very Zapruder on me, swears that Clay gets fired Sunday night, based on the direction Trump is looking in the video below.

However, I think Arsenio calling Aubrey or whoever a “c***” sealed the deal against him making it into the top two. The “c-word” is the new “n****r.”

So I say Clay and Aubrey — and pray Clay gets Carolla, Penn and Dee on his team for the $250,000 win.

Aubrey’s charity is some gay “anti-bullying” thing, while, amusingly, Clay’s is for the handicapped kids he’s always worked with.