The Five Stooges of Cleveland: meet the would-be Occupy terrorists

One man’s terrorist is clearly another man’s basement dwelling loser nutcase, in desperate need of a “Queer Eye” intervention.

And you know what Emma Goldman said:

If there’s no hair gel, it’s not my revolution…

Jim Goad:

…let’s meet our five contestants for Dumbest Accused American Terrorists of the New Millennium.

If this is what the revolution looks like, the revolution sorely needs a style consultant…