5 Feet of Fury

Adam Carolla: ‘Show me the huge pile of bodies from waterboarding’ (audio)

 “They’ll be right next to the huge bodies of second-hand smoke. They don’t f*cking exist.”

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That’s your news. That’s ’60 Minutes.’ That’s the best we have to offer. Hard at f*cking work. I always wish that people just throw it back at them.

What’s your plan then, Leslie? What would you like to do? How would you like to extract information from people who wanted to see Americans die and don’t want to give up any information.

And find me a country that does it in a more humane fashion than we do? Or shut the f*ck up. You have no story. There’s not a story here.

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