This is not an Onion story: Canadian astronaut-turned-MP says socialists stole… his toy Space Challenger

It’s May 1, not April 1:

First, the New Democrats set out to take Liberal votes.

Now they’ve taken their toys.

It’s not rocket science, perhaps, but it is a true toy story in Parliament: a box of miniature shuttles has gone missing.

Is this the new frontier in the ongoing race for space on the opposition benches of the Commons?

Marc Garneau, the Liberal MP and former Canadian astronaut, is accusing the NDP of stealing a box of toy shuttles, which he was supposed to sign before they were auctioned off for charity.