5 Feet of Fury

We’re up to 90 comments — mostly delusional LedZep fans making incomprehensible noises, as per usual

A bustle in a hedgerow? Really?

“The song remains the same” is right, guys. And that’s nothing to brag about!

Led Zeppelin is for dirty, stoned, semi-literate headbangers.

Just admit it:

The Who is better than that stupid band you like.

We will BURY you!!!

PS: I love the sentiment defenders express at all the “Led Zeppelin sucks” sites, above:

“But Led Zeppelin was doing stuff NO OTHER BAND was doing at the time!!”

Uh, yeah. Maybe because…

It sucked!!!

Bwa ha.