5 Feet of Fury

Race: Social construct — or awesome career move? (video)

Bwa ha ha!!

Remember last week when we talked about actress Eva Longoria hating White people so much that she can’t even stand to look at the White House because of the color of its paint?

Well, imagine her dismay when she found out that a DNA test returned results proving that her genetic makeup is 70% European. (…)

An “African Studies” professor, who identifies as a Black woman, learns she is 66% white.

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Look how depressed people pretend to be when they find out they aren’t mixed race.

It’s such an obvious socially-required affectation, they might as well be sticking out their pinkies at the same time.

These same people pretend to like “world music” and soy lattes and heavily tattooed women and electric cars.

(The book really should’ve been called Stuff White People Pretend to Like...)

Normal, sane people are really fascinated by race — their own and other people’s. It used to be called “anthropology.”

Why is that so hard — or criminal –to admit?