5 Feet of Fury

‘I don’t care if his passion is something retarded such as being a photographer’

Gavin McInnes on ‘How To Find the Perfect Guy’:

 If he gets up at 9AM and starts organizing contact sheets while putting the jobs that pay on the top of the To Do list, he’s a keeper.

But if he wakes and bakes, he’s a loser. There’s nothing wrong with marijuana but it is not an office supply and it should only be used to make sex better and movies funnier.