5 Feet of Fury

You just know some hack wanted to call the thing ‘Happy Endings’, right?

And at every point during development, somebody figured they were the first ones to suggest it?

I can never remember the real names of 99% of new TV shows, because they’re either acronyms I can’t get straight — ten years later, I still call it Law & Order: SUV — or “zany” interchangeable, meaningless sit-com titles.

So I just call this one “Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Too Old For This Part.”