5 Feet of Fury

UK: Stripped of their talent — Lap dancing skills have started to slide and some have ‘never even used a pole’

Drinking the ginger ale “champagne” native Britons won’t drink!

Many older dancers complained of a loss of professionalism, according to The Times, stemming from an influx of untrained migrant workers and students.

Strippers are generally self-employed, and pay clubs between £30-£50 in the North and £80 in the South for the chance to perform.

(Bet you didn’t know that.)