5 Feet of Fury

One brief Shiny Pony: my latest at Taki’s

Here’s a snippet:

Justin Trudeau, aged 40, lives in the moral equivalent of his father’s basement. (…)

As the two boxers entered the ring, wags noted that unlike most fellows inked with tribal tattoos these days, Brazeau at least belongs to an actual tribe. Trudeau’s own aboriginal upper-arm adornment—a Haida mask—was apropos in its own comical way:

Haida art is visually arresting, highly sought-after — and widely faked.

And then the snickering stopped...