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Remember when Canadian game shows gave out ‘prizes’ of JuicyFruit gum? (NSFW)

March 31, 2012 By Kathy Shaidle

I’m likely over thinking this, but:

There IS a wearable “club” vibe that responds to music and voices.

(So I’ve heard, OK?)

(I don’t go to clubs…)

Given the all-around corniness and ineptitude of the Canadian music industry (they need CanCon to survive, and “Canadian Idol” bombed even though other country’s franchises are doing fine) I bet they told their assistants to get those for the gifting room — get it? It’s the Juno Awards — and the assistants told their assistants, and that assistants told the intern — and they got the WE instead.

The commenter may be right about the Canadian design, though. Which would also explain why…

Aw, skip it.

Yeah, I just don’t like that I’m probably paying for this stuff somehow, especially since:

a) I’m not getting free toys, and

b) they bought mediocre, overpriced (so I’ve heard) ones.

Anyhow, if they HAD to give away a quality Canadian “adult” product, why not one-year subscriptions to…?

Well, if you’re interested and of legal age, google “Camille Crimson art” from a non-work/non-family room/non-library computer.

You can thank me later, but don’t bother complaining, m’kay?

UPDATE: tonight is Human Achievement Hour. Don’t get me wrong — you should ALL tune into Sun News starting at 5pm ET for the all-star Human Achievement lineup leading up to the big fight — Mark Steyn will be a guest on Michael Coren for instance, and Ezra Levant has a terrific show lined up — BUT if you’re hoping to light up the power grid in defiance of your neighborhood green bullies, then one word:

“Hitachi.”

Gives new meaning to the word “achievement.”

(So I’ve heard.)

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