5 Feet of Fury

‘How can Madonna be past it if Jagger’s still cool?’

Julie Burchill:

Mick Jagger is a decade and a half older than Madonna, yet is still the shrivelled subject of such ludicrous tributes as “Moves Like Jagger.

The writer Truman Capote called him “about as sexy as a pissing toad” — and now he looks as if a bored giant practised origami on his face for a very long time before throwing the mangled plaything aside.

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Weird Al should do a “Moves Like Jagger” parody called “He’s No Jagger”…

That link reminds me: the guy stabbed at Altamont was black.

Funny: no Million Afro Marches for that dude, huh?