5 Feet of Fury

‘Let’s give it up for countries who eat dogs’

shouted a pissed-off Patrice O’Neal at the 4th Annual Canine Comedy Fundraiser in 2003.

Maybe the stand-up comedian would’ve been more polite if the audience hadn’t been talking over all the other comics volunteering their time. Or maybe not.

J.R. Taylor of the late lamented RightWingTrash is archiving his copious print stuff over at a new site, including this brief obit for Patrice O’Neal:

One of the best moments on the old “Tough Crowd” show on Comedy Central was Judy Gold’s terrified face when she realized that O’Neal was actually willing to go on an anti-abortion tirade.

Sadly, that might have also been the episode where O’Neal declared, “I got seven out of the ten things that kill niggas.” He wasn’t kidding.

Extremely NSFW:

Equally NSFW — oldish but just uploaded, with Nick DiPaolo (new dates) and scantily clad Jewish girl:

“Listen to this, kids, if you wanna get into stand up…”