What? You’re so in love with me you’re stealing my purse?
Cracked.com — which as I keep telling you is better than The New Yorker — presents “The 6 Most Baffling Classic Rock Songs About Women”:
I also have no idea what, “talks like June” is supposed to sound like. Bees maybe?
Although Soren, it gets worse: the lyrics are really “Her hair is Harlow gold.”
Even though Harlow’s hair was platinum.
