5 Feet of Fury

Five hours until ‘Celebrity Apprentice’…

I’m trying to ignore online rumours that Adam Carolla gets fired tonight, made worse by the fact that Carolla is scheduled to be on Ellen and The Tonight Show Monday night.

I don’t see how he could possibly be fired, though, since tonight is the “car” task.

In the previews, Carolla jokes about losing his virginity in a particular model of car.

Fans know the real story (and that the girl in question was Molly Ringwald’s sister):