5 Feet of Fury

Finally: why Adam Sandler’s movies suck — explained

Sandler just broke the Razzie nomination record.

I’ve been pissed at Sandler since …Zohan, which starts out well: Jews and Muslims fighting (check!), Muslims are terrorists (check!) — but then the Jews and Muslims come together to fight the real enemy: the Christian militia! Who are a big in New York City, apparently…

I watched a few minutes of Funny People and wanted to kill everyone in the film, and then expand to killing everyone within a four block radius of my house, so shut it off.

At last, another Adam explains the “true Hollywood story” of why Sandler’s films suck: