Greece ‘stuck between a rock and actually paying tax’

Satire (barely):

He said: “It seems we are going to have to do stuff and then pay tax on the money we get from doing the stuff. Where does one even begin?”

Initial ideas for new Greek industries include pretending everything will be fine and setting fire to large public buildings.

Papademos added: “What if we tax arson at 30 percent and pretending at 40 percent? I think that’s how it works.”