5 Feet of Fury

Justin Trudeau: lightweight blowhard

Justin Trudeau — were his name Justin Smith — would cause most normal people to recoil.

He’s clearly a bit… off. I actually like blowhards, but he’s too lightweight to be a convincing one. The louder he gets — talking about himself in the 3rd person, getting theatrical — the less convincing he is.

To be a real blowhard, you have to have some gravitas. Donald Trump or Rush Limbaugh can do it, but not the shiny pony. He looks like a little boy trying to imitate a parody of a grown up.