5 Feet of Fury

Dear gays: this is why people hate you

You’re welcome!

If you’re like most educated people, you’ve absentmindedly noticed at some point that the United States occupies a wide tract of land. There’s a lot of that stuff in the middle—the zone with the empty square states they use for missile practice, and those ones in the South where they sprayed black people with fire hoses and sicced dogs on them (as featured in your high school history textbook) (unless you went to high school in the South.)

Yeah, those places.

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About those fire hoses…