If I get cancer, I promised myself I get to start smoking again

Of course, there’s also this (NSFW):

 

 

I also have plans for the Ground Zero Mosque.

And as I keep saying:

Last time I checked, trees were still flammable.

PS: dear lefty hipsters who will call this a highly original work of genius — WE thought of Falling Down decades ago, and you can see just by the trailer above that Falling Down remains superior.

But thanks for coming out.

PPS: I bet $100 that none of the characters killed by the protagonists in this movie are black or Muslim.