5 Feet of Fury

‘The Lost Art of Self-Preservation’ for women

I’m too much of a narcissist to ever learn how to cook (and I don’t have to now) but this is great, old fashioned stuff, ladies.

Especially the stuff about tats and piercings.

I may be the only woman I know who doesn’t have a single one.

Tattoos in 2012 are simply evidence of shallow conformity.