Jodie is currently away on stress leave but will be returning on the 23rd. Workload related stress is a leading cause of poor office productivity and a daily schedule of harvesting Farmville crops while eating cake and emailing people images of a cat wearing a tie saying “I need everyone to stay late tonight, we really need to catch that red dot”, apparently falls under this description. (…)
This is partly due to not being the designer who undertook the brief, research, direction and development of the project, and partly due to Jodie password-protecting her computer after I changed her open Facebook page status to “Renting the Die Hard quadrilogy tonight. Yippee kayak, motherfuckers” while she was at a funeral.
In my defense, I thought she said she was going to a “Food Mall.”
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