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Female nurses fall in love with male doctors far more often they fall in love with male nurses aides.
Female teachers fall in love with male principals far more than they fall in love with male janitors.
Female managers fall in love with male directors far more often than they fall in love with a male working the retail counter. (…)
More frequently than not, women are appalled at the realization their sexuality actually works this way.
You would think that the $74 trillion dollar romance novel market featuring dominant male leads would have tipped them off.
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