5 Feet of Fury

One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way

Agreed: pretty funny. (“How?”)

They might make a great series out of this, which is ironic, because you would never be able to see Goodfellas presented respectfully [that is, unedited] on the same network.

Also?

Nick DiPaolo’s agent knows about this, obviously…?

He needs to make up for being on The Sopranos — and playing a cop, which for an Italian is like saying, “Yeah, we really want you for our porn movie, but you have to keep your pants on.”