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5 Feet of Fury

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Because it’s what HE would’ve wanted

January 13, 2012 By Kathy Shaidle

One of my favorite lingerie brands, LEONISA, is having — you’ll never guess — a Martin Luther King Day sale, saying

It’s time to remember and embody the inspiration!

This is especially funny since their customers tend to be Hispanic chicks looking for butt lifters and padded panties.

(When you create an account, one of the drop down options for “Where did you hear about us?” is from telenovela commercials. And the newsletter comes in either Spanish or English.)

And we all know from King’s best friend that MLK liked black girls better.

Anyway, I just got my 10% off — duty included.

Thanks, famous dead guy!

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