5 Feet of Fury

While her mom was standing right there, David Sedaris told 15-year-old girl to have anal sex

Dear uptight Red State prudes:

Please note that hipster-favorite David Sedaris is a New York Times bestselling author, a regular contributor to the New Yorker, as well as to (taxpayer sponsored) NPR — and NOT, repeat NOT, the registered sex offender you just found out was living one block from your daughter’s school.

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This guy’s pretty sane, too!