Talk about yer "big government"... Here ya go: I was blessedly unfamiliar with penis pumps until last year, when the (straight Jewish) client of my (gay Muslim) client turned out to … [Read more...]
Archives for December 2011
Newt Gingrich: One-term President
I called Ron Paul the GOP equivalent of the hot crazy chick every guy is tempted to f**k just this once, and Mitt Romney the Republican's "moped." Now Theo Caldwell argues for Newt Gingrich as … [Read more...]
Breitbart vs Beck: too much alike to get along?
Long standing feud continues. Breitbart says: "This guy has always been about himself. You know, while you’re sitting there watching him talk about the food shortage … [Read more...]
Chaney, Goodman and Schwerner: still not dead enough
Outside agitator! Toronto Boomer liberal Jewish dude makes a nice living pestering Southern kids to have an integrated prom, so the rest of America can make tsking sounds for 90 minutes. So: Were … [Read more...]
So what does the ‘Q’ stand for? ‘Qaran’? ‘Quit yer bitchin’, infidels’?
Thanks to the loyal 5FF reader who send this in: Broadcasting Decision CRTC 2011-763 FDR Media Group Inc. (FDR), on behalf of a corporation to be incorporated (the applicant), filed an application for a … [Read more...]
Obama a ‘skunk’? I’m ashamed I didn’t think of that one
The only good thing ever to come out of the Toronto Film Festival:
Mark Wahlberg avoids death. Bad thing? Mark Wahlberg misses chance to kick terrorist butthole. Come on: you kinda wish that had happened, right? … [Read more...]
The Lemire-Section 13 court case is this week
To be live tweeted. Use #Section13 hashtag. … [Read more...]
Jim Goad: ‘Like Mumia, I drove a cab in Philly…’
"and know every square inch of that magnificently ugly town. When I heard the murder happened at 13th & Locust, I was able to visualize that precise corner, along with the parking lot where Mumia … [Read more...]
‘The thing about Pirelli is: they’re really great tires…’ (video)
If you’ve ever said you never wanted ‘end up like a vegetable,’ there’s good news and bad news
Free Natasha Burge!
Vancouver Sun: A Windsor, Ont., high school student has been suspended after accusing schools of abandoning Christmas and the national anthem and then making disparaging … [Read more...]