5 Feet of Fury

Sign of the end times: Adam Carolla writes something for the NYTimes

Readers are helpfully informed:

If you’re not listening to his [free] podcast, “The Adam Carolla Show,” you’re missing out on some peerless, portable entertainment — and the chance to hear a truly original mind complain, muse and theorize for a couple of hours a week.

Carolla himself explains that he is currently annoyed about passion fruit iced tea, adding:

A club sandwich needs to resemble a club sandwich, or I need to be notified.